Casting
Garth Donovan
Richard Lincoln / Cubby Knowles
Alex Karpovsky
Robert Lincoln
Skip Shea
Sol Rothberg
Andrew Bujalski
Dj Whoops
Alexandra Cipolla
Lil Apples
Michael T. Francis
Mr. Lincoln
Sophya Gudelman
Patron in Bar
Janet Llavina
Wrestling Girl in Club
John P. McMahon
Bar Patron
John Pungitore
Video Testimonial (uncredited)