Casting
June Whitfield
Host
Peter Rogers
Self
John Bluthal
Corporal Clotski (archive footage) (uncredited)
Bernard Bresslaw
Bernie Hulke / Bernie Lugg / Bungdit Din (archive footage) (uncredited)
Ray Brooks
Giorgio (archive footage) (uncredited)
Peter Butterworth
Citizen Bidet / Mr. Josh Fiddler / Simpson / Brother Belcher (archive footage) (uncredited)
Sandra Caron
Fanny (archive footage) (uncredited)
Roy Castle
Captain Keene (archive footage) (uncredited)
Laura Collins
Nurse Rose Knightley (archive footage) (uncredited)
Kenneth Connor
Stanley Blunt (archive footage) (uncredited)
Kenneth Cope
Vic Spanner (archive footage) (uncredited)
Jim Dale
Lord Darcy Pue / Bo West (archive footage) (uncredited)